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Just as humans get recalled by their Maker, so do hearses. Consumeraffairs.com reports that Cadillac is recalling 1049 hearses built in 2006 and 2007 because of a "potential fire hazard." It seems some of the hearses have faulty fuel neck assemblies that could leak while refueling or while the vehicle is moving, resulting in a "potential fire." (Is that more serious than a real fire?) Since the fuel tank is under the… uh… cargo area, there's a chance the vehicle could become a rolling crematorium. Dealers will replace the fuel tanks in the vehicles being recalled. Humans who have been recalled are on their own when it comes to dealing with "potential fire."
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Man, this is too easy.
You had great fun with that one, Frank… ;-)
I took the jump because I misread the headline as “Caddy Racing Hearses”.
I was mighty disappointed as I read the story…
Maybe they want to bring back the Viking funeral
Somebody get those hearses off the road before they kill somebody!
Oh wait…
I am bound upon a wheel of fire. King Lear
Flaming hearse? Dude, that is so metal!
Is this what you would call a
“puff” piece of journalism????
/sound on/ rim shot /sound off/
But wait, there’s more…..
These wheels would be fitting as the
final ride for the designer of….
The 70’s Ford Pinto!!!!!!!
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! o-