Car bombs are the poor man's nuclear weapon. The devastation unleashed by this relatively inexpensive explosive delivery system– to human life, political discourse and military strategy– is staggering, in both scope and scale. Car bombs are, in a word, horrific. So is it alright to joke about them? You may recall the UK viral ad that showed a car bomber blowing himself up in a VW Polo, which contained the blast ("Polo. Small but tough"). And now spoof.com takes it a step further: "Toyota replaces Ford as world's #2 car-bomb manufacturer." The author jests that "Mulally then announced Ford had reworked its Explorer SUV to accomodate [sic] bombs and renamed it the 'Exploder'. [By changing only one letter, Ford was able to save money by re-using slightly modified Explorer nameplates.] But Iraqi insurgent analysts ridiculed the Exploder as just repackaged junk: 'Changing the 'R' to a 'D' – they think that's fooling anyone? That thing doesn't blow up any better than before.'" From there, "websmuggler" sails a LOT closer to the wind: "Meanwhile Toyota stunned the industry by announcing the first vehicle specifically DESIGNED as a car-bomb. Named the Toyota Blast, it features seats easily removed to accomodate [sic] more explosives, 35% more window area than competitors to assure more flying glass shards, a high-capacity gas tank designed to quickly rupture, and controls which arm and detonate the explosives with one touch of a button. Options include having the bombs pre-installed at the factory, with the customer's choice of TNT, napalm or nitroglycerine." Are you OK with this?
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This topic is quite important, even though it has nothing to do with cars.
I feel it is important to laugh (and have the freedom) at whatever we feel. Jokes about men having heart attacks during sex or women stuck in the kitchen are funny, but in no way am I condoning sexism (speaking as a lady) or saying having a heart attack is funny.
I’ve seen the VW car bomb advert and I did laugh. But no-one is saying car bombs are OK!
I mean, if I made a joke about an American, I’m not saying that all americans are fat, stupid and can’t build cars……..(ahem!)! ;O)
KatiePuckrik :
This topic is quite important, even thought it has nothing to do with cars.
Ipso facto.
Are these jokes that far away from the recent spate of ads which show people arranging accidents to destroy their cars (so they can buy a new Toyota)? I’ll bet insurance companies are thrilled to see that idea go mainstream.
I see no humor in it, except that a Ford gets blown up.
Ford has a proud history of exploding cars (Pinto, Explorer, Crown Vic’) and maybe they, too, should use this to their advertising advantage.
As for being ‘ok’ with this: it’s definitely dark humor, but if we can’t find something funny out of tragedy we are on the way to losing our humanity. The VW ad was actually spot on, for my money.
As to the ‘Explorer/Exploder’ bit – a beautiful joke that strikes at the heart of badge engineering.
I laughed loud, I laughed long, and I laughed hard at that VW Polo comercial. I saw it a few weeks ago. The Sport Ka comercials where it takes out the cat and pigeon are great too. The Brits get the best comercials.
The Brits get the best comercials
Yeah, North American auto manufacturers can’t even make good commercials…
Life is getting to be more and more like Brazil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(film)
The only good one I can remember is the flying Corvette/Dream ride one, that was pulled because it “promoted street racing”. Some of our older ones are good, but the new ones suck. Of course, I kinda like some of the new GM ones. The Ford ones are stupid, I saw one for Jeep not to long ago that kinda made me laugh where it kept driving off road while the announcer was trying to talk about it.
Dark humor will help keep us sane in dark times.
Sounds like a news clip from “The Onion”!
I’m OK with the idea, but not the execution. The whole “35% more window area” sounds a lot like the stupid Onionesque things I wrote in junior high. These kinds of jokes rarely work when expanded; they should have stayed as headlines. Toyota passing Ford as the #2 car bomb manufacturer is really quite funny. Adding details is not.
As for being OK with it or being too sensitive…personally, I’ve had quite enough of all the professional victims suing the fun out of everything. Feelings get hurt; sometimes it’s funny. That’s just the way it is. As long as monkeys laugh at their own farts, I accept no responsibility for my taste in humor.
Fanatics always take themselves seriously. Survivors learn to laugh. Mel Brooks turned Hitler into a joke. The new frontier is Muslim humor.
No matter how bland, there’s always someone primed primed to take offence at advertising in order to get attention, make themselves feel superior or because they have nothing better to do with their lives.
I wouldn’t try a car bomb spoof in Israel, where it would reach a number of people traumatised by real events of that nature, but in the US we need more intelligent, witty humor and less lowest-common-denominator corporate blandness. If you think it’s funny, great; if you don’t, shrug and move on. We could learn a lot from the British and especially the Aussies, who mercilessly parody and ridicule sacred cows.
It honestly can’t be more offensive than those Chevy Silverado ads where “THIS IS OUR COUNTRY” was playing during pictures of some of the worst moments in U.S. history, can it? I was almost expecting to see Harriet Tubman in those ads.