By on April 29, 2008

solo-hood.jpgFor Audi fans, Treser was THE modifier in the 1980's and 1990's. The firm created a very quick (and sought after) Audi 5000 Turbo (Audi 200 in Europe), a Quattro convertible (capital Q), and many others. I happened to stumble upon one of Treser's last creations, a slightly used Audi 200 Turbo quattro. While the engine, interior, and body panels were rotted, the carbon fiber hood and trunk-lid were not. Mr. Mehta and Mr. Lieberman, you can no longer call my Audi V8 quattro "fat." Like me, we are both turning into lean, mean muscled machines that will obliterate all Lincolns/Volvos in our path. Quattro uber alles!

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19 Comments on “24 Hour LeMons: Carbon Fiber Madness!...”


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    Go Mike!

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    Jonny Lieberman

    Tsk, tsk, tsk.

    You have no idea.

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    … of how badly you want an Audi? I detect some Lieberman jealousy!

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    Jonny Lieberman

    Here’s a little reason why your bumper concerns me not in the slightest.

    http://jalopnik.com/385051/real-500-race-cars-have-manual-transmissions-and-inner+tube-shifter-boots

    And, as race day approaches, more V8olvo secrets shall be revealed.

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    HEATHROI

    one nose to tail bump and half the bonnet will be scattered in little shards of carbon fibre over the track. mind you the lincoln will be so far ahead by that stage it won’t matter.

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    HEATHROI
    one nose to tail bump and half the bonnet will be scattered in little shards of carbon fibre over the track.

    Then it’ll be even lighter.

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    Mirko Reinhardt

    Wasn’t it “Treser”, and didn’t their maddest Audis have a “1” instead of the rings in the grille?
    By the way: Before Walter Treser opened up his own company he was an engineer at Audi, leading a project called “quattro”, He was the one to suggest the name.
    Walter Treser is alive and kicking btw he went to Opel in ’91 and was responsible for the AWD DTM Calibra. In ’96 he became Director of Advanced Engineering.

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    gcorley

    Le Mans is spelt with an “a” not an “o”!

    LeMons are a yellow citrus fruit.

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    Mirko Reinhardt

    The 24 hours of Le Mons do exist:
    http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/

    Would you expect an late 80s/early 90s Audi to race in Le Mans?

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    jaje

    Quattro’s are very fast especially from a standing start – but only when they are not broken.

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    JJ

    Quattro’s are very fast especially from a standing start – but only when they are not broken.

    And when there is a moist/wet surface.

    On a dry surface, RWD is way faster of the line, the AWD just slows you down then…

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    And Yep, it is spelled Treser (see amended text)… always keeping us honest!  And the quattro systems are dead-on reliable, as long as they haven't been sitting for a long time (see my project 4000 quattro for LeMons). And as an experienced racer, I want the quattro system for when the track begins to get slick from the constant "running of the beaters". When I race high speed touring, the track gets slick after only a few hours, so consider 24!  And I'm fully aware of the shatter prone nature of carbon fibre, I think I still have carbon shrapnel in my leg from my triathlon bike when it met the unfortunate end of a Ford Taurus bumper…

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    T-5 swap? Better late than never, I suppose!

    Carbon Fiber? You’re gonna peg Lamm’s BS meter!

    Oh, if only you knew the Mehta Skunkwerks shop in Katy, TX. You guys have no idea how screwed you turly are.

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    Jonny Lieberman

    Sajeev,

    Anytime, anywhere.

    Also — I think we can both agree that Cap’n Mike’s fussy German money-pit won’t last two hours.

    Here’s some in car video from last year’s Altamont race:

    http://jalopnik.com/cars/racing/lemons-ride+along-with-the-team-santa-cruz-porsche-314700.php

    Having your front wheels powered is about the worst idea in LeMons racing there is.

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    Just out of curiosity what is the average speed that LeMons cars hit on the straight? 16 mph? Does FWD matter?

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    Also — I think we can both agree that Cap’n Mike’s fussy German money-pit won’t last two hours.

    Naaaah, I give it six.

    That’s okay…I’ll gladly turn wrenches on his Bauhaus Burner if needed. Its just the right thing to do for those who relish the joys of Farfegnugen!

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    Jonny Lieberman

    Samir:

    FWD only matters in so much as most cars get hit in the front wheels.

    Often.

    So, on that track, the easy to maneuver FWD cars are the fastest, but they are also the first to die.

    Like, you can’t just swap out the front end.

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    DrBrian

    isn’t there a spending limit on each car?

    something along the lines of $500?

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    @Dr Brian

    Yep, $500 limit, which makes FREE Carbon Fiber even more cooler, even if it will crack…

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