BMW was once known for the elegant simplicity of its vehicle lineup, but no more. Now the Boyz of Bayern must spend as much time imagining lifestyles and creating vehicles for them as they do developing new platforms. After all, if you can tweak a few chassis to reflect the infinitely variable lifestyle statements of postmodern life, why would you actually work on making your model line more broadly diverse? You wouldn't if you like profit like BMW likes profit. Accordingly, Auto Motor und Sport has spy photos of the latest BMW why-mobile, the "Progressive Activity Sedan" or PAS. What exactly are we looking at under the black camouflage? A fastback version of the five series, which will offer four-door coupe looks with better rear-seat room than say, a Mercedes CLS. Sound familiar? That's because it basically takes the X6 formula and plops it on the next-generation five series. Within a year or so of the PAS's 2009 launch (no word yet on American availability), BMW will sport no fewer than four four-door utes (X1, X3, X5, X6) and five four-door sedans (1, 3, 5, 7, and PAS series) in its European market lineup. In fact, Bimmer nearly went for a tenth model, the X7 (hilariously imagined as an extended model here), but AM und S says that it's been canceled. And if you think Norbert Reithofer's decision to can the X7 means BMW is aware of its bloated four-door lineup, think again. The weak dollar and high gas prices get all the blame. And shopping for a four-door BMW just got a tiny, tiny bit easier.
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So, this is a 5-Series hatchback, right? I must take the opportunity to call this a Five By Five whereever possible.
So, I ask again, we now have the following
3 Wagon
X3
5 Wagon
X5
X6
…and now a 5 Hatchback? Really? How, exactly, does this car make sense between direct competitors like the X5, 5 Wagon and X6, let along the almost-as-big 3 Wagon and X3?
I really get the impression we’re witnessing “German Auto Executives Do Not Make Mistakes” syndrome. Again.
For those of us that own a “normal” (E46) BMW this inflation of the product line, in more senses than one is sad. I hope the acceleration of gas prices wakes them up soon.
Why oh why aren’t we seeing the same amount of effort on the Z car lineup?
I saw an X6 the other day online, one that one of the big name BMW tuners had worked over (I want to say Hamman, but I could be wrong). I used to hate it. I’d be lying if I said after I saw that picture, I didn’t like it… Much like the CLS, the X6 has totally grown on me. I’d still much rather have the X5, but I wouldn’t turn down an X6.
Thought I’m with pete above. When I bought my E46 325i, there was the 3, 5, 7, Z, and X5. Now I have to pick between 1,3,5,6,7,X3,X5,X6,and Zs…choices choices choices.
Chevy called, and wants their Maxx back.
So the X6 i a dog?
I’m still waiting for the XZ4: a 2 door sports roadster activity vehicle.
To be more forthcoming, BMW should call it the “Personal Ostentation Sedan.”
Or POS for short.
J.on: Someone has already been there. Dude dropped an SLK body on a G-wagen chassis then drove it around the world.
Oh dear god no!
Steve Green :
Touchè!
This one makes more sense to me.
I love hatchbacks – and I would love one with BMW’s sport package.
I don’t want one jacked up like it came out of the South Carolina swamp water – I’m looking at you X6.
A 5-series hatchback makes more sense than the X3, X5 and X6 combined.
@shaker
Chevy called, and wants their Maxx back.
You beat me to it.
Now I like the X6, but this is getting a little too weird. Why don’t they just make regular wagons again?
They should call them Nietzsche-wagens for all the super-egos that drive them!
Oh, the heart bleeds… for those who have trouble dealing with too many choices… ain’t capitalism horrible? Those who beg for fewer choices can move to friggin’ Belarus. Or Cuba, if they can’t afford the flight… and want the option to swim back once they realize their folly and give up their lofty utopian ideals.
My only criticism is that BMW (like so many others) didn’t forecast today’s downturn of gas-guzzler sales in the USA. Well, nevermind, because they have some amazing diesels that’ll satisfy the need for gargantuan shove with decent mileage.
Let’s hope they make enough profit on those “sport” luxobarges so as to continue to indulge us with nuggets of joy like the 135i.
Looks like Saab 9000 hatch to me.
shaker:
Chevy called, and wants their Maxx back.
If they wanted it back, they’d still be producing it.
That said, it was the only car in the whole dang freakin’ GM lineup that was worthwhile.
No matter what a BMW is still a clas machine