By on August 20, 2008

20 points! (courtesy of pistonheads.com)According to our pals at pistonheads, old people are pissed that the UK's "watch out for old people" traffic signs depicts old people as, uh, old people. You know, hunched over. In pain. Feeble. Defenseless. Slow. (This is, of course, ignoring the fact that it looks like the woman bringing up the rear is giving the old coot a mobile reach-around.) Well, the idea is to get motorists to slow the Hell down. If a sign shows old people as "fitter, healthier senior citizens," then they can get the bloody Hell out of the way, can't they? The fact that the UK  government has already removed the words "elderly people" from the signs reveals that political correctness is becoming/has become more important than anything (save paying your taxes). If it was me– and thank God it isn't– I'd put signs up with a points systems for mowing old people down, sponsored by Death Race, with the attendant fines. And by the way, I can say shit like this because I'm old. Dag nabbit! Well, older than Justin, anyway. But not wiser. Apparently.

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13 Comments on “Daily Podcast: Sign of the Times...”


  • avatar
    highrpm

    The worst, and funniest, sign I’ve sign in the US is the Slow Children Playing, which of course can be misread by the immature mind as a bunch of slow children playing…

  • avatar
    Dynamic88

    Is there really a need for separate signs for old folks? I mean, don’t UK motorists have to yeild to pedestrians of any age?

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    50merc

    It’s surprising there wasn’t an immediate outcry about those signs. Just look — the above-median-age people depicted on the sign have dark skins. Obviously, an attempt to impugn minorities as old and feeble! And there should be a lot more diversity. Better add a representative Eurasian, Polynesian, Inuit, GLBT (one each), Cro-Magnon, etc. This whole affair shows a need for a full investigation by the European Union. Whitehall would just cover up the scandal.

  • avatar
    william442

    The last time I visited, UK motorists were not required to yield to pedestrians.

  • avatar
    Point Given

    Having solved all of the UK’s other problems the UK governement invents a slow old people sign to replace a normal yield sign.

  • avatar
    psarhjinian

    Someone better tell Moses Znaimer that the UK hasn’t picked up on the term “Zoomer” yet.

  • avatar
    KatiePuckrik

    The pronunciation of Peugeot is “Pear-show”, but in the UK we call it the “Purr-show”. Not “Poo-show”!

    Mind you, their cars really are a load of “Poo-show”…..

    P.S If Mr Berkowitz is on holiday, is it really necessary for him to do the podcasts? Give the guy a break! ^_^

  • avatar
    Robert Schwartz

    I think she is going for his wallet.

  • avatar
    jkross22

    Looks like a “thumbs up” cavity search

  • avatar
    peteski

    To clarify, concerning the Pontiac Truck.
    they said:
    V-6 yes no
    V-8 yes no
    and now its going to be:
    V-6 yes no
    V-8 yes no
    I listened three times and I still can’t figure it.

  • avatar
    Justin Berkowitz

    @peteski:

    Yikes! Sorry!

    Original GM statement: V6 yes, V8 yes. Manual transmission for both, yes.

    Later on GM statement: V6, no, V8 yes. Manual for V8.

    Then: V6 no, V8 yes. Automatic only.

    Now: V6 yes, V8 yes. Automatic only.

  • avatar
    akitadog

    Hey, I just came back from Puerto Vallarta (honeymoon!). Great place to go when you don’t want to worry about having a schedule or fret over hurricane weather. Justin, try the parasailing and a booze cruise! You can also find some high-quality guayaberas for decent money. How many time-share sellers have you managed to avoid?

  • avatar
    VerbalKint

    For what it’s worth (<$.02)– I think Steve’s Five-0 rides were typically Mercury Marquis. Danno, Chin and Kono were relegated to the lesser Galaxy 500’s…

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