With the GM – Chrysler merger dominating the automotive headlines, one of TTAC’s Best and Brightest suggested a little photochop action. And so I prepared a hypothetical General Mopar line-up. You can see here the Vipette, a lethal blend of venom and muscle powered by an exclusive V9 engine. Did you find yourself in difficulty choosing between the new Challenger and the new Camaro? Well, despair no more. The Challamaro is here to please all pony car fans. Are you tormented by uncertainty as you canʼt figure out whether the Chevy Tahoe or the Dodge Durango will leave the market first? We figured out a sure answer here, as weʼve also merged the two into one truck. Please note that these renderings were intended as funny-bone-appealing in a time of uncertainty. They were not meant to be good-looking or realistic. I apologize to all of the fans that can see here dismembered parts of their beloved vehicles. However, I have to admit this was pure fun for me.
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No “Charger ST”?
Durangahoe? Eeeeaaah…sounds kinky.
Thanks for the laugh! You most likely did a better job than General Mopar ever will.
The Durangahoe is pretty atrocious, but surprisingly (aside from the dual badging), the Vipette and the Challamaro ain’t bad looking!
Add in an Aspation (Dodge Aspen/Chevy Citation) and you have the steeds of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The End is Nigh!
–chuck
Andrei – Have you seen the movie Domino, and specifically the scene in which Mo’Nique appears on The Jerry Springer Show to present her plan for new racial categories for biracial children?
How about a “Sebralt” (sounds slightly better than the alternative “Cobring”), that would be a car so ugly even it’s mother would disown it.
Of course the HHR and PT-Cruiser could merge without anybody noticing any difference.
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