People have been sticking cheesy Bentley knock-off grilles on their 300s since the day they went on sale (my favorite one has a probably copyright-infringing “B” at the top). But what you really need, if you want to trick the half-blind into believing you have a Roller and not a mere rapper’s Chrysler, are suicide doors. The seller tells us it’s a replica of the as-yet unreleased Rolls-Royce RR4. It’s missing some of the fine details of the Bentley TowncArnage, like the hood logo, seat covers, and “Rolls-Royce of Beverly Hills” license plate frame. You can read the seriously hilarious description after the jump.
FUTURE MODELS OF ROLLS ROYCE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE ROOF OF THE CARS SHORTER, NOTICE THAT THE ROOF OF THE CAR IS LOWER JUST LIKE THE CHRYSLER 300C, THIS REPLICA IS OF A SEDAN 4 DOOR RR4 CONCEPT CAR NOW APPROVED FOR PRODUCTION. COMMING OUT IN 2010. NOW YOU CAN DRIVE A CAR THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS, BE ORIGINAL, WHY SPEND $500K OR MORE FOR A CAR THAT DOWN THE STREET SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO BE DRIVING ANOTHER JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU JUST PAID OVER $500K FOR, BE A SMART BUYER IS ALL IN PEOPLES MINDS, YOU WANT ATTENTION, I PARK THIS CAR NEXT TO $400K PHANTOMS IN RODEO DRIVE, AND PEOPLE GATHER AROUND MY CAR AND TAKE PICTURES WITH IT, PLUS THAT $500K CAR IN THE NEXT YEAR OR 2 IS GOING TO BE WORTH $200K LESS, BECAUSE THEN A NEW MODEL IS GOING TO BE OUT, WHICH IN 2010 OR 2011 IS GOING TO BE THE MODEL OF MY CAR THAT YOU CAN BE DRIVING NOW, MY CAR IS GOING TO MAINTAIN IT’S VALUE BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERPAYING FOR THE VEHICLE NOW, BE UNIQUE, NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE AND ALSO SAVE A LOT OF MONEY, YOU WILL ALSO BE DRIVING AN ALMOST NEW CAR IT ONLY HAS 7K MILES IS RELIABLE AND MAINTANCE IS VERY INEXPENSIVE.
Oh my… where do we begin? I think I just threw up in my mouth…
Truly offensive. I mean, the stupid plastic panels COVER THE HEADLIGHTS! Laughable.
WHY IS HE SHOUTING?
Because caps lock is cruise control for cool.
I can’t really see the logic… A Phantom will depreciate 200k because there’s a smaller and cheaper model coming out? So, why buy a Phantom, when you can have a Chrysler 300 lookalike? Fake diamonds are also almost like real diamonds. Almost.
Are those spinners on the wheels?
Oh, wait.
ARE THOSE SPINNERS ON THE WHEELS?
Better.
What a cool car, if you want to see 10 more just like it check out the parking lot at the Gilroy outlets and Saturday afternoon.
They say you can’t fix stupid, and I suppose this car and its seller are fair evidence of that. Along those same lines, you can put an evening gown on a catfish, but it’s still going to be slimy and spiny. Though this car was made for a b-grade movie, the ad and the hype demonstrate human vanity at its most basic and unrefined level, though perhaps vanity is least dangerous in its simplest and most over-stated form.
Like putting a fancy bow on a steaming dog turd.
@Dangerous Dave:
I’d actually say that the other way around. The bodykit and suicide door conversion is the dog turd. The Chrysler 300C alone is fine.
I WUZ GANNA YUZE SPELL CHECK BUT IZE CANT FIND IT AND STUFF.
Guys, I too thought this was laughably terrible but then I read the description and realized that the car comes with an autographed picture from the star of DUEL OF LEGENDS.
WOW… that changes EVERYTHING. Someone lend me $46,500. I’ll pay you back in no time from renting this car out at “750.00 to 1500.00” dollars a day.
Don’t be hatin’ just because you can’t outbid me.
And apparently HEMI means it can run on half of its 8-Cylinders… and to think ChryCo was doing this back in the 60’s!
Is he selling it because of “economic trouble”?
Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?
Totally cool of the seller to accept bank-to-bank wire transfer.
I’d pay that for the Chrysler Hollywood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n9ovtzK8O4
Saw it at Sema…. Nice piece of work
Considering 99% of the public never has seen a real RR in person, let alone even knowing one if it passed by them, you can see why this stuff works in fooling folks.
My favorite was the 300 with the RR grill & the audi-rings logo over the front of the grill.
They see me rollin’. They hatin’…