By on November 13, 2008

Actually, it’s not a car. It’s a race car. OK, it’s VW’s “purpose-built” (as opposed to?) Race Touareg TDI Trophy Truck. Ja, it’s powered by a 12-cylinder clean diesel, which produces enough torque to mess with the Earth’s rotation. Clearly, this thing ain’t heading for the ‘Ring; VeeDub’s entering the RTTTT in the 41st Annual Tecate SCORE Baja 1000 desert race. The official press release goes for the techie hard-on, but then blows it (so to speak) by predicting that their hässliches Entenküken will breeze to the finish line. “With a double A-Arm front suspension that allows 25 inches of wheel travel, and a 4-link rear suspension that allows 30 inches of wheel travel, combined with Fox Racing Shocks, Eibach Coils and BFGoodrich Baja KRT 37×13.5×17 off-road tires the Race Touareg TDI Trophy Truck should have little difficulty maneuvering the highly difficult and technical 634 mile Baja 1000 course.” More importantly, at least for the aesthetic police, “The Race Touareg TDI Trophy Truck Body was designed by the Volkswagen Design Center located in Santa Monica, California.” Paging Shy La Boeuf. The German co-financed remake of Mad Max II awaits.

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16 Comments on “Is This the World’s Ugliest Car?...”


  • avatar
    cmus

    This is, without question, a direct response to Robby Gordon bringing a Trophy Truck (purpose built race car) disguised as a Hummer H3 to the Dakar Rally the past few years.

  • avatar

    Looks like a lot of fun can be had in that thing.

  • avatar
    dilbert

    So they had to purpose build a car to make Asstek owners feel better huh? Mission accomplished!

  • avatar
    TomAnderson

    You do realize that that’s just the bare chassis, right? It’s going to be covered in composite body panels that will (loosely) resemble a production Touareg.

  • avatar
    NickR

    Ugly or not, it could be kind of a blast in the right circumstances.

  • avatar
    red60r

    I’m guessing there won’t be a special after-race version for public consumption, à la Indy Pace Car Corvettes.

  • avatar
    pariah

    Ugly? Yes.

    Badass? Yes. It looks like a skull on wheels. Someone should make a monster truck outta that and call it…Grave Digger, or something.

  • avatar
    njgreene

    TomAnderson: I hope not. The bare nasty is just so, unique.

  • avatar
    threeer

    I propose the name “Grabraeuber!”

  • avatar

    But will they run it on waste oil from the tortilla chip fryers encountered along the way?

    –chuck

  • avatar
    Phil Roast Beef

    It looks like something the Predator would drive. Ugly? Undoubtably. Badass? Definitely.

  • avatar
    casper00

    if you look closely it kinda look like preditor face and Darth Vader combine…..

  • avatar
    Mirko Reinhardt

    Get your Germglish right:
    Hässliches Entenküken

  • avatar
    don1967

    Yes.

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    joeaverage

    So how much of the real vehicle does a race prepped vehicle have to share to still be called the production name?

    Sort of like NASCAR (which I avoid religiously) – so THAT is a Taurus? Not hardly… FWD vs RWD, V-8 vs V-6, etc etc.

  • avatar
    5th Grader

    1) “Purpose-Built” as opposed to? As opposed to a production street legal vehicle that is then modified to use on a race track, like many race series cars. Speed GT, Koni Challenge, Jetta TDI Cup etc.

    2)”should have little difficulty maneuvering the highly difficult and technical 634 mile Baja 1000 course”. Yes, that is also true. As the entire class of vehicles (Called SCORE Trophy Trucks) will all use very similar suspension equipment in this race event. The winning vehicle will certainly have similar suspension specs. Compared to just about any other type of 4 wheeled vehicle on the planet, this vehicle will have little difficulty maneuvering the terrain…at over 100mph in some sections that you would be challenged to ride a bike over.

    3) “Is this the worlds ugliest car?” You do know that this is the chassis of the vehicle, right?(Thanks TomAnderson for asking this earlier) Any vehicle with the outer body removed would be quite ugly. VW has annouced that it will show the complete vehicle at the Los Angeles Auto Show on Nov.19th. That was announced Nov. 11th, 2 days before this article was posted.

    4) VW could really care less what Robby Gordon did with a Hummer at Dakar (P.S. VW brought the Dakar Touareg to the 2007 Baja 500, and raced in the same class, SCORE International Truck, with Robby Gordon’s Hummer. Just like in Dakar, VW faced NO competition from Robby Gordon’s Hummer. Driven by legendary Baja racer Bob Gordon, the Hummer did not make it more than about 100 miles before it broke down. The 2 VW Dakar Race Touaregs finished the ’07 Baja 500 in 11th and 18th OVERALL, despite being at a complete disadvantage in terms of suspension and power.
    VW is entering this vehicle to promote it’s TDI diesel powered engine technology as it prepares to launch a new V6 TDI Touareg in dealership showrooms in early 2009.

    4)Asstex. Can you imagine how ugly that Pontiac would be with the outer body panels removed!

    5) “Indy Pace Car Corvettes”? Let’s see, no Corvette has ever run in Indy Car Series…They were the pace car, but okay. I have yet to see that V8 Powered Camary, or Indy Car Honda Fit in showrooms. An off-road version of a VW TDI V6 Touareg would be a fairly easy build considering the off-road prowess of the production Touareg.

    6) ” How much of the real vehicle does a race prepped vehicle have to share to still be called the production name”. Let’s break this down.

    NASCAR- Kinda sorta share the layout of an engine block design with production engines. V8 push rod engines, in Taurus, Impala’s and Camary’s. Toyota had to revert backwards in terms of technology to even have an engine for NASCAR. And they will never sell it in any production version, ever.

    Beyond the principals of the engine block, NASCAR vehicles share only the name of the car. Check what the “S” in NASCAR stands for.

    Indy Car – Don’t even share the name with any production car.

    Grand AM and ALMS – Also don’t share anything in DP classes. Lower classes do share production items, body panels etc.

    F1 – Paint color on the Red ones is the same, and that is about it. Oh, the badge colors too, but the actual badge is lighter on the race car!

    Koni Challenge, Speed Touring Car, GT and also the new Volkswagen Jetta TDI Cup do share many items with production street cars.

    The new Volkswagen Baja Race Touareg will share more stock parts than any NASCAR, Indy Car, DP, DTM or F1, car. But less than Koni, Speed TC or GT, and Jetta TDI Cup.

    Making modifications to a product or making an complete new product in the pursuit of speed happens in many forms of sport. From running shoes to race cars, changes made don’t neccessarily end up in your FootLocker or Nissan dealer, but the learnings often do a few years later. Don’t believe me, just try buying Mr. Bolt’s shoes from the Olympic Games…sorry, they are not avalible at FootLocker! But maybe the rubber sole compound will be there in 2012.
    You never know!

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