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Going nowhere, fast.
Well, the wheels are moving pretty quick for a car without a driver.
What’s wrong with that picture?
The couple bought a 3-Series.
A Bangle Butt on an otherwise great sedan.
It might be spinners, or the wheels are ugly enough that marketing didn’t want you to see them.
a BMW story – “The wheels tend to stop spinning once you’ve parked the car and walked away.”
Here is the Original:
http://www.bmwusa.com/Standard/Content/Vehicles/2009/3/335dSedan/335dSedanMediaGallery.aspx
Fellas, Fellas. It’s the latest in wheel dynos. You put it in your driveway. Obviously it’s a 328xi.
It’s the thief peeling away with it.
You didn’t remove the watermark:
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/
Looks like Southern California to me. Its not a thief its the Repo Man.
iDrive has assumed control of the car and is trying to kill its owners, but they have wisely kept the tires too bald to get grip on the artificial driveway.
This burnout without tire smoke business confuses, yet intrigues. Must be a new marketing tactic BMW is implementing. Subliminal violations of the laws of physics, plays nicely into the ultimate driving machine mentality.
Skirt appears to be kind of long…..
That’s a BMW equipped with the optional “demon possessed” package.
Every full moon, it self-starts and attempts to run you down in reverse.
Nice feature for the adventure-oriented set, or for exorcists.
Yup, here’s your problem. Someone set this car to “Evil.”
Bangle Butt on wife?
Besides it being a bad photoshop job? Or the fact that the front fascia is cut off (assuming this is a BMW advert)?
How about waaaayy too much wheelspin from the AWD system at launch?
The couple don’t look like the type, given the Banana Republic casualwear and the white upper-middle class house, to buy a 3-Series and equip it with what has to be the best-lubricated set of spinners in history.
She’s dolled up in a skirt and nice blouse, and he can’t even tuck in his shirt.
btw, i thought i knew what a “bangle butt” was, but since someone said this car has one, now i’m not so sure. i thought to be “banglized” the tail lights had to not only wrap around but come to a distinct point, which these clearly do not.
moreover, for all the bangle-butt-haters out there, what do you prefer? the flat-ass of the current gen malibu with those tacky bicycle wheel reflector things stuck on to the rear quarters with bubblegum?
A BMW with spinners. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtkOLRuAXDY
The brick design is a little too avant-garde and/or postmodern for me.
The contractor forgot to build the carport.
It’s a modern remake of “THE CAR”, or possibly “CHRISTINE”, with starring vehicle heading off to off-screen mayhem!
He forgot to set the brake. Must have something else on his mind.
The Festivus pole is still up…
I wouldn’t be caught dead with someone who doesn’t tuck their shirt in.
Man you people slay me.
sean362880 :
January 15th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
That’s a BMW equipped with the optional “demon possessed” package.
Every full moon, it self-starts and attempts to run you down in reverse.
Nice feature for the adventure-oriented set, or for exorcists.
It’s standard on all BMWs. Laymen know this as “electrical problems.”
It’s BMW’s new gasoline/elastic hybrid drive where you plug it in at night and the wheels go backwards to wind up a giant rubber band. The car will travel a whole 200 yards, enough to get the average person to the tailback of the morning commute, before the IC engine kicks in.
Unlike BMW ownership, the lawn is perfect and doesn’t appear to have any weeds.
That building screams 1970s/80s design. Maybe it is an aging office building the couple is going into to meet with the genetic counselor working on the design of the perfect baby they intend to have.
Is that 60 Minutes testing an Audi 5000?
Dem some serious spinners.
That body line that flows from the front wheel arch, along the top of the middle of the doors and into the rear wheel arch. That does not exist on the 3 series.
That and the wheels moving while parked…
photoshop
A Frank Lloyd Wright house with a 7-foot entryway?
A 1970’s suburban Municipal Building, with the Mayor’s car doing a 4-wheel burnout before the reporters arrive…
olivehead :
“moreover, for all the bangle-butt-haters out there, what do you prefer? the flat-ass of the current gen malibu with those tacky bicycle wheel reflector things stuck on to the rear quarters with bubblegum?”
You, sir, have hit the (off-topic) nail on the head.
Wow!
Some cars REALLY look like they’re going fast when they’re standing still.