I’m betting that GM is spending some of their, correction OUR, Tarp money on this POS so they can include it as the “Chevrolet Craptastic” in their February 17 viability term paper. The Craptastic will be ready for production in 2010 and it will run on worthless GM stock certificates and unicorn poop.
Wow. A perfect example of too much time, not enough money. I know, I’ve been there and done that. Once made an airdam out of rubber baseboard, complete with cutouts for the Pep Boys foglights. Even JCWhitney was too expensive for me at that time! Oh, lets not forget the bedcover I made out of 2×4’s and plywood paneling. But, it did work at least. Great for keeping your ski stuff warm and dry! Had a door and everything! Nice.
Always terrible to see what probably would have been a decent car raped by rice. Body kits should be a ticketable (at officer’s discretion arrestable) offense.
Um… It has four wheels. I’m sure the wheels themselves are as hideous as the rest of the car, but the fact that there are four wheels is not, technically, wrong.
Everything else, including it’s very existence, is most definitely wrong. To a degree not seen since the last bailout (you can pick which bailout).
Nope, sorry, it’s an early 80’s Audi Coupe (I hope to god it didn’t start life as a Quattro…).
For confirmation, check out the horizontal air vent on the C pillar, the air intake slots at the back edge of the hood (at least those slots that remain), and the windshield, side glass, and drio rail configuration. Audi all the way.
I was so happy when Obama signed the executive order to close Gitmo within the year. Now I’m thinking they need to keep it open just for the special jackass that concocted this blasphemy.
People, read Robert’s question. What ISN’T wrong with this picture. Eighty to ninety percent are skimming so fast I suspect that they didn’t see the subtle change in the question that completely changed it.
And I stand by my comment that the only thing that Isn’t wrong with it is the emblem. That most definately is an Audi.
I bet this is what happened:
It was involved in a front end collision. The insurance company declared it a total loss. (the cost of a bumper cover alone can total these vehicles) The owner took the check and kept the car ( this can be negotiated) The guy was young, liked his car, and was mildly handy. Since the amount of 1980’s Audi Coupe’s in area junk yards totaled exactly zero, he made his own parts from the broken ones, other cars, and a bucket of bondo. Then he brought it to Macco for a $199 presidential paint job. No doubt, the result is very ugly, but the dedication of the owner in keeping a classic Audi out of the crusher is commendable.
Ahhh!!! My eyes…!
If it’s wrong to make a ground effects kit out of paper mache and an old screen door, then I don’t want to be right.
The color. It’s perfect.
The panel gaps are inconsistent, oh the horror!
They finally figured out how to hide the hideous-looking Mr. Fusion from plain view before they made the jump back in time.
But it transforms into a giant robot and fights flying, mutant space lizards.
I lol’d!
How much fun would it be to have that car for just a day?
Personally, I’d take it for a cruise through NYC. And then dump it in the ghetto.
What Isn’t wrong?
The emblem. That mess really is an Audi
My daughter isn’t a passenger.
Do you think it has enough down force?
I’m betting that GM is spending some of their, correction OUR, Tarp money on this POS so they can include it as the “Chevrolet Craptastic” in their February 17 viability term paper. The Craptastic will be ready for production in 2010 and it will run on worthless GM stock certificates and unicorn poop.
Everything.
–chuck
Could you redo the website so that pictures like these are visible from the main page?
I’d call that car an “OW-di” or a “gaudi”
Kurt B:
I believe it’s a Honda.
made…Of…AWESOME!!!!
(and duct tape)
As horrible looking as that is it actually looks like it took a considerable amount of work/money…
doubleyoo tee eff?
What’s wrong? Looks too stock. It needs more ugly. I mean, come on, you can still tell it’s a car under there!
Wow. A perfect example of too much time, not enough money. I know, I’ve been there and done that. Once made an airdam out of rubber baseboard, complete with cutouts for the Pep Boys foglights. Even JCWhitney was too expensive for me at that time! Oh, lets not forget the bedcover I made out of 2×4’s and plywood paneling. But, it did work at least. Great for keeping your ski stuff warm and dry! Had a door and everything! Nice.
Two guesses:
Nick Hogan is prowling the streets again. Is this him?
Or one of the taxis from total recall.
This is what J Mays was referring to when he said that a Ford could never look too much like an Audi.
I thought it was an older Toyota Corrolla…
It also looks a little like a Delorean doesn’t it?
It needs a dorsal fin.
I still think this Toyota Supra trying to pass it self off as a Ferrari Lamarossa is the best.
Transformers, robots in disguise!
No Asian girl in a thong on the hood sticking her butt out at me.
This car deserves to be the next generation BMW
700 series!
Looks like an Audi Coupé.
Always terrible to see what probably would have been a decent car raped by rice. Body kits should be a ticketable (at officer’s discretion arrestable) offense.
John R :
You stole my comment :)
Um… It has four wheels. I’m sure the wheels themselves are as hideous as the rest of the car, but the fact that there are four wheels is not, technically, wrong.
Everything else, including it’s very existence, is most definitely wrong. To a degree not seen since the last bailout (you can pick which bailout).
Mad Max does SoCal car scene?
Robert Farago :
“I believe it’s a Honda.”
Nope, sorry, it’s an early 80’s Audi Coupe (I hope to god it didn’t start life as a Quattro…).
For confirmation, check out the horizontal air vent on the C pillar, the air intake slots at the back edge of the hood (at least those slots that remain), and the windshield, side glass, and drio rail configuration. Audi all the way.
Ein witz.
@RF..what about the 4 rings?
It’s trying to look like an Audi.. who knows what the hell is below it.
I was so happy when Obama signed the executive order to close Gitmo within the year. Now I’m thinking they need to keep it open just for the special jackass that concocted this blasphemy.
Michael J. Fox is nowhere to be seen.
To be featured in the “Cars We Didn’t Do Right” 4 hour special episode of “Pimp My Ride”.
It’s the in-house Audi prototype that led them to throw their arms up in the air and buy Lamborghini.
That hedge looks well watered.
Whats wrong? You having to ask that question!
People, read Robert’s question. What ISN’T wrong with this picture. Eighty to ninety percent are skimming so fast I suspect that they didn’t see the subtle change in the question that completely changed it.
And I stand by my comment that the only thing that Isn’t wrong with it is the emblem. That most definately is an Audi.
I bet this is what happened:
It was involved in a front end collision. The insurance company declared it a total loss. (the cost of a bumper cover alone can total these vehicles) The owner took the check and kept the car ( this can be negotiated) The guy was young, liked his car, and was mildly handy. Since the amount of 1980’s Audi Coupe’s in area junk yards totaled exactly zero, he made his own parts from the broken ones, other cars, and a bucket of bondo. Then he brought it to Macco for a $199 presidential paint job. No doubt, the result is very ugly, but the dedication of the owner in keeping a classic Audi out of the crusher is commendable.
Dang! Unfortunately, you just can’t un-see some things! My eyes! My mind! AAAAAAAAGH!
Ace of Cakes banged that one up a little. That’s a lot of yellow Fondant.