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The guy speaking the audio of this commercial has the voice inflection like GM’s Mark LeNeve.
“Dis car is a great price for da money… Hey! Hey! Stay away from my sistah…. What’s a maddah? Am I a clown? Do I amuse you??…”
Eww; does not inspire confidence or trust.
Features like vanity mirrors. That just hurts me.
Wow.
This is spectacularly bad. If this would be my competition, why don’t I have a dealership yet?
To be honest, when I heard the voice describing the Cobalt I thought it was one of those synthetic computer voices. “You are using Microsoft Sam, as your computer’s default voice.”
What, the video is not another dud of a leftover April Fool’s joke?
This is great! I look forward to being an All Star customer too.
That static exterior shot of the dealership looks so warm and inviting….
I must be dense, so it’s a small town dealer with a lousy commercial trying to unload a lame Cobalt.
Super-cheap production values. Clutch Cargo was far more entertaining.
Wow! A Chevy Cobalt with bucket seats. Complete with engine and wheels. Who’s your daddy now!
Wait, the cobalt is black!
No, I wasn’t trying to be racist, I just mentioned it because you won’t be allowed to own a black car soon if some idiots get their way.
The Cobalt narrator reminded me of ‘Anonymous’, the voice of the anti-Dianetics group.
I don’t think Xenu would approve of this infomercial. Neither would a public TV station.
Building looks like an old converted gas station.
Thought the voice sounded computer generated, too.
Do they sell used tires in the back?
Tree day no-quibble exchange policy? gtfo
Black car is right.
Here’s a link you all may find interesting:
http://free-translator.imtranslator.net/speech.asp
Also good for fits of boredom!