By on April 20, 2009

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24 Comments on “What’s Wrong With This Picture: Never-Neverland Edition...”


  • avatar
    grifonik

    The picture was blatantly lifted from the side of a white windowless van last seen trolling neighborhoods of various foreign countries.

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    John Williams

    That Mark VI could use a better paint job.

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    DanM

    This makes me sick….

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    FloorIt

    Uh oh, better get Maaco!
    Right arm thicker than left arm, triangle neck. Lousy mural on a malaise era car, a double whammy.

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    GS650G

    It’s missing the auction tag from the Neverland ranch. It doesn’t just need a paint job, I would replace the hood to make sure it didn’t bleed through.

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    akitadog

    What’s wrong is that whoever commissioned this piece, while wanting to play on the pun of Neverland Ranch, didn’t think it through completely. That is, the idea of Michael Jackson cavorting with a bunch of parentless pre-teen Lost Boys.

    Of course, maybe the patron DID think it through… (shudder)

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    theflyersfan

    Are those his new or old ears?

    I’d buy it to wreck it.

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    RedStapler

    The Gloved one Still has his nose intact. It must be fantasy.

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    polpo

    It’s actually on a golf cart.

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    It really didn’t need the um… stuff swirling out of his um… nether regions.

    Better question: what is RIGHT with this picture?

    –chuck

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    russification

    well, the hood indicated Michael jackson’s mole in his private area that forced him into hiding in 1992 that caused his ultimate undoing in the Us market. Remember, Michael went on the run and gave us al queda style updates of his innocence in flight from investigations surrounding children sleepovers…..

    his position was impregnable in the early to late 1980s. Had he not undergone cosmetic surgery, he could have evaded the ultimate public opinion that went against him just by how he changed in the glare of the public attention. That attention turned to hostility with the mix of his dramatic image changing and the enourmously damaging allegations that really created irreperable damage to his market position.

    How he ended up on the hood of a lincoln is besides me.

  • avatar
    vt8919

    I know what’s wrong… the car’s over ten years old. ;-)

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    jurisb

    Once Michael was calling Boyz2men band and I asked him why are you calling them. He said, `oops, I thought it was a delivery line`. Anywayz, in this pic Michael has a Peter Pan t-shirt and he considers himself Peter Pan, the one who flies above ground, defies ageing, and time.And no matter how you ridicule him, he is one of the greatest performers alive, can you show one serious musician who would dare to call Michael untalented or ordinary.Those who are far away from music, consider him a mediocrity today. They think his glory days are gone with moonwalk, or billie jean. never for a second Michael has diminished his high standards in music, and his latest albums and songs are no worse than his music from 80ies. You should propbably listen to `Elizabeth I love you` to understand that he stands as a star alone with no need for background vocals, effects or anything, just pure vocal.

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    pista

    Really, really bad.

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    Hank

    He’s depicted as Peter and not Tinkerbell?

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    shaker

    Mr. Spock called – he wants his ears back.

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    RangerM

    If this person has any taste, it’s all in his mouth.

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    Rod Panhard

    It’s the eyes, they’re like the zombies’ in the remake of “Dawn of the Dead.”

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    DweezilSFV

    Courtesy transportation for NAMBLA VIPs?

    RangerM: I just threw up a little in mine…….

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    Richard Chen

    @akitadog: it’s from MJ’s cancelled auction. Here’s a link to the image source, for more searing of the retinas

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    ihatetrees

    The naked little boy angles were airbrushed out by the pirate ship.

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    fincar1

    I’ll never again see a pic of Michael Jackson without remembering Gallagher’s take on him: “What are you gonna say about a guy who goes around the country wearing one glove and singing “Beat It”?”

    I do have to say that Jackson has about the most committed group of fans of any public figure.

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    petrolhead85

    My list of what isn’t wrong with this picture:

    1. ummm……..uh…….well………….It kind of …..maybe…..

    Sorry, I can’t see anything that isn’t wrong with this picture

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    -facepalm-

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