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“Everything but the girl”
(and even that could be wrong.)
–chuck
That her photo ended up on the internet when he promised it wouldn’t?
That she’s somewhat attractive and standing beside an expensive car, but she’s wearing a black dress and looks depressed when she should be at least partially nude and have a come hither smile?
She’s sitting on his manhood and still looks sad.
The dress isn’t short enough.
i’d be pretty depressed too if i was standing next to the most hideous looking corvette in the land
It’s because she’s bored. Her man has spent too much time making his vette look like a Ferrari and not enough time tweeking her knobs to make her a wanton slut!
The forlorn look on her face has to do with the position of the driver’s side rear view mirror…
(sorry, that just slipped out)…- Never mind, now I see the mirror…
Nice ride ! ;-) LOL !
Clearly, she’d rather be standing next to a lime-green Audi S5, in which case the camera would have caught her in the act of rolling her wet panties off.
It unfortunately wasn’t taken in Russia.
Half of you guys act like you’ve never seen a woman before. Quite cool of you, I assure.
The car, as well, is an embarrassment. Anyone who likes it is well on the way to passing a d-bag affirmation test.
Vampire Girl – Jonathan Richman
http://www.imeem.com/people/BeHTlcq/music/nvJ7iKVQ/jonathan-richman-vampire-girl/
I remember this. She got left behind. Personally I never understood Robert Palmer’s “No Blondes” rule.
>> What’s Wrong With This Picture?
Is there an answer key to this series? Sometimes I’m not entirely convinced there is much wrong with it.
Tony JZX stole my thunder. Put her beside a Honda, any Honda, and she would perk up. And if you can zoom in, both the car (term used loosely by me when referring to GM) and the slut are, well, quite hideous, bordering on repulsive. And it looks like her ugly legs are broken as well!
Top Ten Reasons This Model is Sad
10. She was just informed the dealer lost her car keys and unless she wants to walk home, she has to buy the car.
9. Her friend Marina got to pose next to a BMW.
8. This is actually a rebadged Buick.
7. She knows this is a concept car and the actual production version will look kinda like a Chevy Cobalt.
6. She’s been waiting for GM roadside assistance for HOURS.
5. How the heck DO you pronounce “Karvajal” anyway? It’s so frustrating…
4. Her name is Heather Mills and that’s a stick shift.
3. She’s locked her keys out of the car! Call Blondestar!
2. She is trying to figure out why she has two bracelets on her right arm and none on her left.
1. In the original photo, she was leaning up against a 1964 Pontiac GTO, and some jerk photoshopped her next to a Corvette.
Neither the car nor the model are all that hot?
Jack Baruth:
Combine the model’s age with the fact that Audi’s subpar engineering often causes its cars to catch on fire and it is quite likely that this woman would, if forced to stand next to an A5, lose control of her bladder and wet her underwear.
afabbro:
Regarding your reason number 1 – these photos are unfortunately real, but this woman may have posed with a GTO back in 1964.
It looks to me like the door handles have been removed and she’s gonna have to climb aboard “General Lee” style through the window in that short dress :)
I’ve seen that look. It usually follows one of these two statements, usually made to the photographer’s assistant….
– Why isn’t the flash going off? Fix it ….
– Wow, that was a fast roll of film, wait a second while I reload….
It’s the only stick she can’t operate.
To answer whats wrong with this picture? The front and back wheels are different.
In regards to her, she looks like she getting ready to film the latest installment of “Can She Take It” and while the answer is usually yes, I imagine thats b/c contractually its whats required to be paid, thus the facial expression.
You young guys can be as picky as you want.
I’d hit it in a heartbeat.
And the car looks hot also.
Rock on,
/Indi
she’s upset that her man has such a pathetic, useless wang (hence, the vehicular compensation).
Jack,
That’s hilarious.
# cretinx :
May 21st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
she’s upset that her man has such a pathetic, useless wang (hence, the vehicular compensation).
Which is why I commute on a 150cc scooter, no body can accuse you of trying to compensate!
indi500fan:
I didn’t say I wouldn’t hit it. I would take both for a ride; I just wouldn’t want anyone to see me with either.
Oh, there’s a car there.
She’s waiting for the guy who has her panties and drugs to return her Sebring.
“Get your scratchy butt the heck offa my car. If you wanna scratch the crap owdda somebody’s car, go get one of your own and sit on it all you want!”
But then, I have teenagers.
I once had both a girlfriend (blonde with legs up to “there”) and a car that looked like that (red Corvette). Though not at the same time.
And my gf had a much nicer smile.
Seeing as to what the age of the average Corvette owner is, it borders on kiddie porn.
commando1 :
Seeing as to what the age of the average Corvette owner is, it borders on kiddie porn.
Nonsense. There’s no way was that car modified by anybody older than 22.
Why is it that people think that a 500×333 pixel photo is adequate these days?
(The original off the karvajal site is that size)
isn’t it a kinda european sorta thing where they have the models not look at the camera or smile so as to a give a fairly aloof, aristocratic milleau so the cars seem more exclusive and unobtainable?
i think it’s even a more scandinavian type thing… “you can’t possibly afford a koeniggegg”…
i don’t mean european as in russian or eastern european or italian… they have girls sitting on the bonnet with their legs open
the fact this company is in New Jersey is even more puzzling
The car looks good.. But I like brunettes.
What’s wrong with this picture? I’m not in it…;)
Accustomed to a lifetime of ‘fashion’ limited to blue jeans, T-shirts and Crocks, Teri’s first stint as an agency model turns out poorly, as being forced to walk repeatedly around a Corvette bastardized by “Tony’s Kustom Kars” wearing a tight dress and stiletto heels resulted in badly twisted ankles…
When presented with the photos by the exasperated photographer, Tony declared: “I like THIS one!”
I saw this on another site, I thought it was just a Cougar;
indi500fan, as one of my friends is fond of saying ‘I’d bang that like a Salvation Army drum’.