By on June 23, 2009

Als der Sauerkrautfresser der TTAC Mannschaft (der ausgerechnet in Peking wohnt) wurde ich gebeten, den Gewinner des Wasistdasverteufeltstedeutscheautowort-Wettbewerbs zu wählen. Ach, Entschuldigung, die Macht der Gewohnheit. Nun denn . . .

As the resident Kraut at TTAC (who resides in Beijing) I was asked to pick the winner of the German phrase contest, in which the most deserving contestant would walk away with his very own copy of the Taschenwörterbuch der Kraftfahrzeugtechnik.

In the risqué dept., Chuck Goolsbee definitely scored with “Einspritz” —although proponents of safe sex could possibly object. “Auspuff,” nominated by Matt, came close. Especially for the connoisseurs of the Teutonic language who, for one reason or another, know that a “Puff” stands for a bordello.

In the essential-components-of-a-car category, bjcpdx leads with “Kraftstoffverdunstungsanlage”, and he also gets points for political correctness. The more common word “Vergaser” comes with some, shall we say, historical baggage in Germany.

“Eingebaute Vorfahrt” was already disqualified, and my own favorite “Wartungsintervallverlängerung” did play, but not compete.

Old standbys such as “Vorsprung durch Technik” and “Fahrvergnügen” won the Evergreen Award but no book.

Choosing the final winner was a hard decision. Aber verdammt nochmal, einer muss gewinnen! Nach erheblicher innerer Konfliktbewältigung, BS decided that the winner is:

“Kurbelgehäuseinnenbeleuchtung”

Kurbelgehäuseinnenbeleuchtung embodies the sheer essence of the language of Goethe, Schiller, and Gottfried Daimler. Extra points for “Axel“ being a German name, but misspelled, it could also be a central shaft for a rotating wheel or gear.

The Axle: Contact RF or Ed Niedermeyer (another good German name) with your particulars, and the Taschenwörterbuch der Kraftfahrzeugtechnik will be on its way to you.

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6 Comments on “Achtung! Alle Herhören! Der Winner Ist:...”


  • avatar

    Heh, pretty good stuff. Congrats!

  • avatar
    threeer

    BS,

    schade das es keinen “Zweiter” gibt! Ich habe gedacht das ‘Ausfahrt’ echt Cool war.

    In the famous words of Charlie Brown…just wait till next year…

  • avatar
    dolorean23

    How did “No I don’t want french fries” not get nominated?? Very important food stuff for a long drive, at least in the colonies. Should’ve wrote, Nicht nein ohne currywuerst!

  • avatar

    heh… I honestly had not even considered the double entendre possibilities in einspritz. I just recall the painful sound it made while exiting the mouths of the native German speakers I know!

    Congrats Axel!

    –chuck

  • avatar
    The Axel

    I’m not a man of big words, but…

    Thanks, Bertel Schmitt, for the nomination!
    Thanks, TTAC, for the contest and prize!
    Thanks, Chuck, BlueBrat, everyone, for the congrats!

    All the best from…well, Detroit.

    Axel

    (My actual name. Believe it or not, I once worked for a lead engineer whose name was Mr. Carr.)

    PS: By the way, Chuck, do you have a few examples for Einspritz double entendres? May I suggest “Einspritzventilduesenrechteckbohrer”? :)

  • avatar
    matt

    BS:

    Do I win if I knew that a “Puff” was a bordello, but forgot to mention it? Besides, the only guy I ever hear Puff from is Austrian, and that’s not really German that he speaks. :-)

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