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An Acura and Aztek love-child which suffers from dwarfism?
Mother: Hyundai Elantra
Father: Dodge Avenger
Mother: Suzuki SX4
Father: Chevy Cruze
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
the great wall i7
named after intel’s newest CPU
the nose is all chevy cruze meets audi beard
the tail looks hyundai i30/bmw 130i
It has too many watermarks and not enough English in the subtitles.
I don’t know who the parents were, but hopefully, like a jackass, it can’t reproduce.
has to be the result of a gangbang!
Translation from Chinese: The spied photo shows a smooth transition from the front to the fender for “Lin Ngao” (whatever the car is named), as the accessories on the car shows harmony.
even the license plate bracket is ugly
That’s a fine example of design by (multi-brand stealing) committee. Cruze, Avenger, Jetta, maybe some Civic, and who knows what’s out back? This car is a total clusterf**k if I’ve ever seen one.
A basketball net graphic on the license plate bracket.
No wheel covers, just black wheels.
Are the fog light openings for cooling some massive front brakes or for optional giant fog lights?
With a long stick attached the hood could double as a brick oven pizza paddle.
It’s the Sebring “How can we make it worse?” design contest.
I see:
Chevy Aveo in the nose-piece setup
VW in the lights-swooping-across motif (CC
Dodge in the grille (pick anything recent)
Hyundai in the lower corners and headlights (Sonata)
I do not see:
Any original content other than the particular clusterf*ck in which they came together.
“Hobo Stew” done up in plastic and faux metal.
“…but hopefully, like a jackass, it can’t reproduce.”
A “Jackass” (male donkey) can reproduce. A Mule (offspring of a donkey and horse) cannot. Let’s hope this is an engineering mule and doesn’t (but probably will…).
Father: Chevy Volt
Mother: VW Jetta
Midwife: Dodge Stratus
Result: Ew.
It’s the killer rabbit from Monty Python.
Father: Audi Quattro
Mother: Prius
Part Father from earlier that night: Chrysler… forgot what model minivan I was thinking of… but you get the idea.
But somehow its got its uncle CRX’s ears…
It’s ALIVE!
Toyota Yaris + Dodge Caliber = this thing
Don’t tell me…the GSA ordered 17,205 of THOSE?
The first product to come out of the newly opened Ray Charles/Jose Feliciano Automotive Design Studio?
Meh, the Chinese ripping off again. There’s nothing wrong going on.
But if we do get a picture of a Chinese car that DOESN’T copy anyone.. then there’s definitely something wrong.
C’mon!
No one sees the obvious fact that the child has it’s Volkswagen father’s maw and it’s Hyundai mother’s sculpted sides?
There’s a dash of Chevrolet Aveo in there, mixed with some Kizashi Concept, Audi, i also see the dodge cross hair grill. and the build quality of the Geely.
Geely cars come with an ingenious impact absorbing passenger cell which collapses upon impact protecting whatever it hits. It’s the latest in pedestrian friendly technology and a third party insurance’s best friend, as the damage inflicted on the third party is minimal. but this safety feature comes at quite a premium;…. LIFE….
Man, I hate china.
Just because they have enough chinese ants, err… people to buy their products and cheap labor to make them, their god-awful car companies grew to become some of the strongest in the industry. Unfair!
These companies turned a profit just because they abuse young children, by forcing them to work in sweatshops to produce parts, under meager conditions and virtually no pay.
With the quality, reliability and safety these car companies deliver, god help us all if they absorb the european ones (they already absorbed Volvo, by the way).
European companies will be unable to compete for the reason they actually pay their employees, give them help care and pension and don’t treat them like ants, like the Chinese companies do. Along with the higher quality, it’s natural the price of european or japanese cars to be a liitle bit higher. Buy European and Japanese instead the cheap communist chinese stuff, while you still have a choice.
Don’t believe me? Look what happened to the laptops! Nowadays even Sony, Asus and Dell laptops are made in china (after a decade of unfair competition from china in the market) and nowadays you can’t buy a decent laptop with a battery that won’t explode, like the good old pre-china times. Expect the same to happen in the car industry, if we don’t avoid the “made in china” label.
I hate Chinese crap products, too.
And the car in the picture looks godawful.
But admit it, many people who post here would buy it in an instant if the nameplate said “PriusII”.
I’ve got a Chinese-made laptop, and it works just fine. Much better, in fact, than my American-made car…