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After creating that ugly Cayenne they had to steal the fog lights from the new E-Class. Nasty.
Whoa. Just.. wow. What? No.. NO.
Is this supposed to be a Porche? Or is this some kind of Pontiac pipe-dream? It certainly has enough sharp bits on it..
EDIT:
Or, is this what stormtroopers are issued as personal transportation when enlisting? Hm..
I really don’t see anything right with it. That’s fugly.
Man, that “thing” is radical………..and ugly!
I’d be appalled, except that this thing is only 4″ long. It’s the new Gillette Mach 4 razor.
Looks like a typically baroque 2009-2010 automobile. Like many of these designs from pre-recession days, it is already dated.
That NACA duct really makes it.
Is this the new Kia Cylon Sport? A nauseating mishmash of body kit bits from Chevy (NACA vents), Audi (LED eyeliner lights, upside-down) and Battlestar Galactica?
If the designer was trying to make a statement about the current ugly state of cars, then he did a fantastic job. That is a fantastic collection of design elements, that in other cars look good. Combinded? Not so much.
What isn’t wrong with this picture?
My eye sockets are empty, charred, smoking holes now.
Is it just me, or is it supposed to look like a sneaker. I thinking more Reebok than Nike, by the way…
i’ve paired it down to either the Mantide winglets or the 4th gen camaro ss air intake… or possibly in my quest to find specific deformities i missed the overall deformity of this pors…, thing
That’s easy, The Flying Vagina after a hard landing!
Peugeot?
I like the front NACA duct and the paint scheme.
But don’t get why the fascia was made to look like an insect to emphasize “aggressive”
How many HP does it have? If less than 500HP it sucks, if more than 600HP, who gives a shit about the looks?
It looks like a new Cylon ground transportation vehicle.
I kind of like it!
I don’t see ANYTHING wrong with it.
(signed)
The Pontiac Aztek
Love it. Will purchase it after I win the lottery and get my Lamborghini Reventón.
Nothing wrong that a wrecking ball couldn’t fix.
I thought it looked like a Pontiac too. Or maybe a Ford something-or-other with that 4-blade razor as a front end.
You should never ever put wheels on a tennis shoe.
It now looks even more like a stormtrooper helmet?
Vaguely marine creature-inspired.
I mean, that front end looks like it would be used to filter out road krill.
I see some homage to or theft from the Enzo in the nose.
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father’s Oldsmobile, Luke.”
No car-wash bristles hanging from it’s ‘mouth’?
(The Sistene Chapel’s ceiling would be easier to clean)
Vaguely marine creature-inspired.
Good call….it looks like a Sea Robin.
The illegitimate child of an Aztec and a Transformer.
The front grill looks like the window louvers of an 85 Iroc Z
Overall it has a very battlestar gallactica/star wars feel to it
A better title would have been “What’s right with this picture?”
My abdomen is sore from all of the vomiting. That’s the picture that should be in Webster’s next to the word “hideous”.
Now we know where the laid off designers from Pontiac found work…
“Now we know where the laid off designers from Pontiac found work…”
And who recycled all that plastic side cladding…
is it just me or does this evoke (unwanted)memories of the Tribeca?
This looks like Citroen and Porsche had a baby together. I wonder who screwed who? ;)
Seriously, if you’re asking for a ton of money for a car, then why do you leave out good taste, excellent craftsmanship, and reliability? And YeS! It’s ugly!
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father’s Oldsmobile, Luke.”
Cicero, I was dredging my mind for a star wars reference when I saw your comment. This is the most hilarious thing I have seen in MONTHS. I laughed fot 3 minutes.
Agreed, but what KIND of Sea Robin ?
Bigheaded, Whitesnouted, Armored, or Northern ?
Perhaps a hybrid of all 4 ?
(ain’t the internet great!)
My 8 year old nephew wants to add it to his Transformers collection. We couldn’t find one at Toys-R-Us. Anyone know where we can get one?
It looks like a Peugeot 206 on steroids…and hallucinogens.
I had no idea that Ford was planning to re-introduce the Edsel…
It looks like a Tribeca after winning one of those who-can-fit-the-most-lunch-trays-in-their-mouth contests.
That, plus there are no door handles.
That is truly horrific.
Current Cayenne owners will fall over themselves to get it.
I vote for Herb’s comment!
Don’t tell me….the GSA ordered 17,205 of THOSE?!??!
I like the aviation-esque hood air inlet. That’s a nice engineering detail.
Well, it’s got the three-up and four-across LED daytime running lights from an A3 (mounted at angles and on the opposite sides). And there seems to be a Cayenne under there somewhere … are any other bits recognizable from other existing VW Group products?
It simply looks like shit.
There simply are not enough words….