There was a guy like that in my hometown. He had a fetich for motorcycles. Obviously, there was something wrong with him, he was a rather sad character. Anyway, he had this thing for motorcycles. He actually tried to copulate with them. There was stories in the local newspaper on bike owners who got ther saddles tainted, and so on. And all was fine and dandy. Until he got caught in the act, jizzing on a Harley Davidson belonging to the local Hells Angels hangouts. The guy spent three weeks at hospital, and I don’t know if he was cured or not…
May be he’s in the Oil Business and with GM, he struck gold seeing as half of their lineup consists of gas guzzling trucks and SUV’s.
Or maybe he’s giving it a hug hoping it will start after breaking down. I probably would have tried it too when my GM cars broke down (although the tow truck drivers probably would have driven right by me thinking I was a wacko)
I’m going to go give a hug to my Ford Mustang GT now, but out of love, not desperation.
I watched this not too long ago…he just full on dives into his fetish while the younger guy is sure something’s not completely right with himself.
Same guy was the subject of a similar BBC documentary about fetishists of physical objects in general (Real Dolls, rollercoasters, etc)
Unfortunately, not a spoof…here’s his Flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/16555300@N00/
Guys, that’s Bob Lutz
No spoof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMjsMaOf82U&feature=related
BBC also ran a show about a woman who literally tried to copulate with the Eiffel Tower.
I’ve kissed the sheetmetal on my S550 when no one was looking. I love that car more than several members of my family.
If it could transform into a German woman I would marry it
I stopped “loving” my cars like that after the Grand Am and I had pregnancy scare back in college.
CyCarConsulting :
August 25th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Guys, that’s Bob Lutz
LMAO,my kind of humor.And I agree,it does look like Lutzy.
Ford realized this demand with their Mercury Mistress in the 90’s. Have a look:
What an exhibitionist!!
Right in front of those railroad cars behind them!
@Flashpoint
That S550 is a very stout German girl. Big haunches and everything.
I’ll kiss my CL500 instead….lol
Well that definitely pegged my weird-shit-o-meter for the day.
There was a guy like that in my hometown. He had a fetich for motorcycles. Obviously, there was something wrong with him, he was a rather sad character. Anyway, he had this thing for motorcycles. He actually tried to copulate with them. There was stories in the local newspaper on bike owners who got ther saddles tainted, and so on. And all was fine and dandy. Until he got caught in the act, jizzing on a Harley Davidson belonging to the local Hells Angels hangouts. The guy spent three weeks at hospital, and I don’t know if he was cured or not…
…AND the horse you rode in on!
Er, car, I guess.
Ingvar:
“There was a guy like that in my hometown. He had a fetich for motorcycles…”
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
What a visual….
May be he’s in the Oil Business and with GM, he struck gold seeing as half of their lineup consists of gas guzzling trucks and SUV’s.
Or maybe he’s giving it a hug hoping it will start after breaking down. I probably would have tried it too when my GM cars broke down (although the tow truck drivers probably would have driven right by me thinking I was a wacko)
I’m going to go give a hug to my Ford Mustang GT now, but out of love, not desperation.
Sad… but no weirder than a crazy cat lady.
No sale … as much as I despise them personally, cats are at least alive. :-)
Apparently, when asked how he felt after sleeping with his car, he replied “exhausted”!