Another day, another Opel that is still not sold yet. As reported before, EU competition commissioner Neelie Kroes made good on  her previous threats (which were ignored in wholesale fashion) and said that the €4.5b ($6.72b) in – mostly German – state aid for Opel may be against EU rules. So what now? One option seems to take Opel into insolvency.  But there’s another way to fix it: GM needs to certify that the Opel/Magna/Sperbank deal came together “without political pressure.” So says the German car dealer’s favorite read, Das Autohaus. If Brussels gets such a letter, then the qualms they have about possible anti-competitive behavior will just go away. It’s that easy?

Sure is. But Nellie just handed GM another instrument of torture. GM could have written “Dear Nellie: We have never been under pressure, political or otherwise, to do the Opel/Magna deal. Who do you think we are? A lemon?  We did it all on our own volition. Anything you have read about Germany giving their money only to a Magna deal is pure fabrication. By the way, Putin is a swell guy. Sincerely, Fritz Henderson”

Did GM  write that letter? Noooooo. Instead, they invited Magna for a new round of arm-twisting. No letter, no deal. The postage on that thing will be quite costly.

Even if the Nellie Kroes finds that letter in her mailbox, the deal is far from done. The unions want a bigger slice of the pie. To get it, they do what they know best: They won’t come to work. The Spanish union CCOO reported that there will be a strike in Zaragoza on October 28, October 30, November 3 and 5 – unless Magna caves in. Let’s hope that Ms. Kroes doesn’t require a letter from Magna that there was no pressure whatsoever from anybody.

Kids, the longer this drags on, the more it will become clear that nobody really needs Opel. Europe would be just fine without it. Liposucking a little capacity from the obese car manufacturing sector wouldn’t hurt either. I’d know a car company or two in China who would love to adopt that baby.