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An M3 Convertible headstone, shipped from China? Sounds like it’s about time for the Top Gear boys to rethink their “cocks only drive Audis now” trope. [The Daily Mail via Autospies]
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That would make a sweet 1 series.
240D Tombstone
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10560
He could have at least splurged for the 300 Turbo Diesel.
I probably shouldn’t have found the phraise “Ultimate Dying Machine” as funny as I did, but I did.
Except the 1 series probably weighs more than it’s equivalent dimensions in marble.
Touché
“Build quality is solid, but the lack of soft-touch surfaces in the interior disappoints.”
I wonder how it handles.
Like a rock
Aren’t there laws against desecrating a gravesite?
“[The Daily Mail via Autospies]”
I wonder if it’s freudian that I read that as Autopsies….
As least Willy the Wimp was sitting inside his Cadillac coffin.
I wonder how many people know what you’re talking about?
I think I’ll blow the dust off that Double Trouble Live CD when I get home tonight.
For those who don’t know, find Stevie Ray Vaughn on iTunes and scroll down to photo #4:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/pimped-out-coffins
It’s just another example of a Chinese-made knock-off that has old technology years behind that of the D3 and that is a deathtrap.
While sporty then its Japanese counterparts, the BMW coffin is not a wise choice to own out of warranty
O to 60 time…unknown
I was going to say, despite weighing less than a 1-series, that thing appears to have a bigger rear seat.
Say what you want about the build quality, it’s bound to have solid residuals.
A BMW headstone? He must have been an auto-journalist.
reminds me of the second scene in Night Shift when they’re at the morgue
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084412/
when Shelley Long says, “Franklin wanted to be buried in his car” to which Henry Winkler says, “we don’t do that. You have to call the funeral home. Or the department of motor vehicles”
Probably one of the most quotable movies of the 80s
Now he can be a d-bag in the afterlife, too…
lOL, at any rate, everyone who visits the cemetery for the next hundred years will know that.