By on December 10, 2010

“Wow,” said my lovely life partner when she saw this picture of the new 1 Series M Coupe alongside an E30 M3 in Evo Magazine, “they really haven’t let it grow too much, have they?” I shot her a look. “You know that only one of those is a 3 Series, right?” She grinned sheepishly. Wishful thinking never looked so cute. “3 Series, 1 Series, what’s the difference?” she asks with the air of someone who doesn’t expect an answer. There’s a slight pause while I wonder what the hell to say to that. Nothing leaps out, so she’s the first to break the silence. “Besides,” she says as she turns the page, “it’s got 100 horsepower on your M Coupe and it’s awfully cute. You know, I could really use one of those.” I silently resolve to keep new issues of Evo to myself in the future. “Let’s look at the Veyron SuperSport,” I say.

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27 Comments on “What’s Wrong With This Picture: Modern M-Car Maturity Edition...”


  • avatar
    mike978

    She makes a fair point. Cars have grown in size (current Golf is as big as a 1980’s Passat inside etc).
    So as long as the car drives well, is as functional as the E30 then what does it matter if 1 or 3 series?

    • 0 avatar
      sitting@home

      In 2025 (when my mortgage is finally paid off and I might have some disposable cash for a toy car) I look forward to buying the new BMW 13 below zero series, as that year’s 1 series is only available in yellow for ferrying full classes of children on school outings.
       
      If model growth is a response to customer demand, then why are customers still demanding the manufacturers make a model below the bloated one ?

    • 0 avatar

      I agree. The point is that there’s a car that meets any E30 fantasies you might have. It’s about the right weight, size, and price. It also is a lot more modern and has a ton more power.
       
      A rose by any other name…

    • 0 avatar
      CJinSD

      The 1 series isn’t as functional as an E30. The E30 had a big trunk, a real back seat, and a full sized spare tire. I suppose it is just icing that the E30 weighed about 400 lbs less in comparable equipment levels. The 1 series weighs more than the E46 that it is based on, while basically having had all the room sucked out to shrink it. I suppose none of it matters though. Even if 1 series don’t sell in big numbers, there are more insecure trend chasers than there ever were BMW CCA members.

    • 0 avatar
      Thinx

      Are you absolutely certain she was really talking about the car?  :-)

  • avatar
    carve

    Why does it matter if it’s a 1 or a 3?  It’s just a badge.  Both vehicles are the smallest cars BMW offered in their respective years.  Besides- the 1 is really just a narrowed and shortened 3

  • avatar
    Educator(of teachers)Dan

    The size increases and introducing new models to replace older smaller ones is just a rampant disease among all manufacturers today.
     
    Pot, let me introduce you to Kettle.  Kettle, meet Pot.

  • avatar
    jaybird124

    Your wife needs that car in her life :)

  • avatar
    mrhappypants

    I can’t decide if the M3 is passing on the outside in that shot (sweet!) or the M1 is passing on the inside (boo!).  Neither message seems to be the one BMW would want to communicate.

    • 0 avatar
      Thinx

      Judging from the low blurring of the background even in a shot that appears to have been a relatively long exposure on a moderately overcast day – I would guess that both cars are carefully negotiating the curve at about 30 mph, synchronized behind the camera-car which is probably some sort of SUV with the tailgate open.  Not a high speed passing shot, so what does it matter… :-)

  • avatar

    I really dislike the rear fender flare.  It looks like an afterthought.

  • avatar
    talkstoanimals

    “‘3 Series, 1 Series, what’s the difference?’ she asks with the air of someone who doesn’t expect an answer.”

    She’s right on that score.  Just bought a 2011 135i M Sport Package last week as a replacement for my lemon law returned 2010 Mustang (sigh).  The 135 drives so much like a faster, more chuckable 335 that, for many people, there is no need to spend the extra dosh on the 3er.  (Some would argue that the 3 series is prettier, or has more cachet, or is more roomy for hauling passengers.  All legitimate matters of personal taste/needs.  But for me the 1 series does everything I need it to.)  The 1 M, on the other hand, doesn’t seem like much more car than the already excellent 135i – at least not on paper.  I’ll withhold final judgement until I’ve had a chance to drive the beast. 

    • 0 avatar
      stuki

      if BMW follows their tradition of keeping those runflats off the M’s, that alone would justify whatever premium they may charge for the M. Also, perhaps due to bushing softening to make those same runflats ride less than absolutely abhorrent, once you get some speed on the car in bumpy sweepers, the difference, if anywhere close to the difference between the 335i and M3, is very apparent. So much so that the 335 can easily become relegated to freeway duty, where the M allows you to make good time comfortably in prettier surroundings.

    • 0 avatar
      talkstoanimals

      I will warrant that the runflats stink on broken pavement.  When mine expire, they will be replaced with non-runflats and the “mobility kit,” which is a flawed solution as compared to a spare, but preserves the trunk space.

    • 0 avatar
      timothymcn

      I have nothing but unbridled hatred for run flats.
      My mother recently switched from an e46 325 wagon to a e92 328 wagon. Both have/had a stick and are great cars but I still wish she kept the less powerful e46, because not only did it not have runflats – but it had a full size spare.
      *sigh* – what a great little car that was

  • avatar
    Mark MacInnis

    My neighbor in my condo community has a brand new Audi A4….which is longer, wider, and taller, and most likely heavier than my turn-of-the-last-century A6.

    And I will tell you one reason it matters:  Insurance.  Insurance companies keep track of accident costs by make and model…as cars get bigger and more complex, they get more expensive to fix, damage-wise.  That cost is born equally among people who drive the same make and model….so, if all new A-6’s get progressively larger, heavier and thus more expensive, that cost in passed on to ALL A-6 drivers, even those like me, whose car is older, smaller, lighter and likely more easily and less expensively repaired.
     

  • avatar
    wallstreet

    I prefer E90 M3.

    • 0 avatar
      M 1

      This. Even if it’s slower, at least with the E30, you don’t have to look two or three times before you’re sure it’s a BMW and not just some other formless EuroJap blob.

  • avatar
    Zykotec

    It’s a decent replacement for the E30. Back in 1986, the original M3 was about as fast as a Ford Sierra Cosworth , slightly shorter and heavier, but no where near as practical (the boot/trunk is small, as the rear seats) and offcourse more expensive. Today , I’m afraid the Focus RS (which is a descendant of the Escort which was one size smaller than the Sierra etc.) may have trouble beating a ‘M1’ (i know it’s wrong, but that’s what I’ll call it) but it’s still more practical, and lighter. And the 1-series does look good (even as a 3 and 5-door hatch), and it is the only ‘real’ BMW available today in my opinion.
    On the other hand I would choose the E30 over the 1 for the weight alone, if I didn’t love Sierras so much…

  • avatar
    stuki

    Grrrr!
     
    I’d like to see an M hatch, or an M ‘vert, just not the coupe. Looks wise, I can see why many prefer the coupe, and maybe the others are too noodly for the M people, but I just find it too small and awkward. For what they’ll probably end up charging for it, I’d just rather get a Cayman if I wanted a spacefree, good handling, fast car.
     
    An M hatch on the other hand, would be downright practical for it’s performance envelope, while a ‘vert could serve as a half price 911 bike, suitcase and surfboard sticking out the back substitute.

  • avatar
    joe_thousandaire

    I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a straight man use the term “life partner” before. As far as I can tell the 1 series exists only for those (very few) people who look at the modern 3 and think its just too big. Miata fans and Euro’s. In my opinion its just impossible for a grown man to look cool in a car that tiny. Not my style, all I can think is it looks like it should be parked in front of Barbie’s dream house.

  • avatar
    DearS

    In todays dollars the E30 would cost over $50k I believe.

  • avatar
    mrhappypants

    Over $65,000, actually.

  • avatar
    PeriSoft

    Why can’t I get the insides of the 1 inside the ousides of the 3?

  • avatar
    roadracer

    They’re both too small.  I’ll keep my E60 545.  :D

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