My youth and inexperience may sometimes be a liability. Sometimes, I haven’t been on this earth long enough to place certain events and new model introductions in their proper context, ala Jack Baruth. But what I am good at, is listening to rap music. Today, the countless hours of pretending to be an inner-city drug dealer can finally be monetized, as Jeep’s Twitter account was hacked by some hip-hop loving cyber-vandals.
The hacked tweets contained numerous references to rap artists like 50 Cent and most of all, Chief Keef. Chief Keef is the latest sensation in hip-hop, a 17 year old diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome who has already been sued for child support, kicked off Instagram for posting photographs of minors committing sex acts and jailed for illegally discharging a firearm.
Keef’s catch phrases “3 Hunna” (also spelled “300”) and his record label, Glory Boy Entertainment” appear numerous times in the Jeep tweets. There’s no rhyme or reason for this, especially since Keef raps about Ferraris, Range Rovers and Audis, but never Jeeps. All we can chalk this up to is someone like myself, but much more adept at hacking, is having some fun at Jeep’s expense. Also given “shoutouts” are Philadelphia rapper Meek Mill and Worldstar Hip-Hop, a site that has been described as “the CNN of the ghetto”. Tweets have been screencapped below for your enjoyment.

CLASSY.
I LOL’d. As they say, any publicity is good publicity. This “artist” has hit a new vein in marketing: hacking.
Are we at the point now where hip hop is no longer “from the street” but just artists, managers, and marketing types dreaming up catch phrases for the artists to shout relentlessly until it catches on?
2 Chainz!!!!!!
LMAO those tweets were hilarious
I can imagine Jeep execs reading each tweet and FREAKING OUT
Kind of fucked up but still hilarious.
Yea, SECURE YOUR TWITTERS.
The only thing execs at the parent company are freaking out about is how much they paid Jennifer Lopez for a Fiat 500 campaign much less successful than this free hacking.
A Twitter hacking being more successful for Jeep than an intentional Twitter campaign was for another brand, that’s that sh*t Lincoln don’t like.
QOTD – what site is the TTAC of the ghetto? Off the top of my head it would be the guy that critiques donks.
TTAC
The Truth About Crack (hint; it’s Great)
Valium Venom: Downers are boring
Crack review
General Medellín is cutting their crack like crazy in Detroit to make up for the loss leader Opiates in Europe.
A Man. A Child. A Cash transaction, Parte Dois: Cheap, fun and beautiful
Addict death watch
Mescalin-Benzo is doing well in emerging markets, losing sales in western Europe.
Hammer time: Keeping your “stable” in check
Avoidable contact, Crack whores and condoms.
Crack for clunkers programs re-instated in Detroit by popular demand and in DC by Marion Barry.
Crack day diaries.
Strange Days, Strange Places: My Life As A Japanese Street-Walker Wannabe
Junky find: Used needles behind the 7-11
Best Selling Crack Around The Block
Mad In China: How To Get Executed For Only $13 And Two Counts Of Possession
Bitch slap: Honey if you don’t do him for me
MEMOIRS OF AN INDEPENDENT KNOCK SHOP OWNER
Detroit Dispatches: How Cadillac Markets To The Truly Affluent.
Smoking Crack: The Legal Nitty Gritty
BOOTALICIOUS BEATINGS and street-walking derelicts
Home Improvement with Tim Allen
Clemens Gleich’s Traveller Guide to the German Reeperbahn
Grade The Dealer
Tycho’s Illustrated History Of the Opium War
Want to Buy a Really Big Dodge? Anna Dodge’s Ass is For Sale
Review From The Backseat: Divine Brown
Because You Grab This Stuff While You Can: Detroit Power Outage
GM’s wishful thinking swallowing in the Pontiac G8, spiting out in the Chevrolet SS.
Post of the year!
Also, sounds like my old neighborhood.
How dare you not satirize Generation Why
Clever. You put a lot of thought into that.
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“Some were like Vipers” – Alice Cooper
Huh. I hadn’t heard that Keef was diagnosed with Asperger’s.
In other news, this is the closes Jeep has come to identifying with up-and-coming rap music in a long time.
Well, other than when people call Range Rovers “Rover Jeeps.”
I don’t understand how a record company can distribute this garbage from a fricking MINOR! I’m glad I’m moving to Korea for a few years.
And there you’ll surly avoid record companies distributing and profiting from minors inappropriate behavior… Or, more likely, NOT!
The world needs more autistic rappers. Shout out to the Nonsense Buffer APNB.
Hilarious, but on the other hand I don’t have a clue what is being tweeted…. oh well.
BTW- what’s with the egg in Jeep’s avatar?
Sad day when this is news.
Just great.
People like this made Detroit look that way it does.
Or, to avoid charges of discrimination,
the way Oakland County looks the way it does.
Disgusting.
Werd!
My name is Shake Zula
The mike roller
The old schooler
You wanna trip?
I’ll bring it to you
Frylock and I’m on top
Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you’re up next
With a knock knock
Meatwad make the money see
Meatway gets the honey G
Drivin’ in my car
Livin’ like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes
And I’m a Taurus
Because we are the Aqua Teens!
Make the homies say, “ho,”
And the girlies wanna scream!
And remember, Carl’s paint scheme on 2 Wycked is copyrighted.
CHIEF SOSA BABY! GBE! 3HUNNA! BANG BANG!
Now something has been posted totally relevant to the story. Goodnight.
Chief Keef for president. It is time to end discrimination and let teenagers run the country.
“Finally Rich” and he’s still using a BIC lighter?
Riddle for Cheif Keef:
What’s the difference between a baby-dadda and a picnic table?
A picnic table supports a family.
You know you’ve made it as an artist when you have a .79 cent Bic lighter in your hand on your album cover.