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From the Bangshift crew comes this video of a snowblower destroying a Geo Metro. There’s not much more to say about it, so enjoy it. Feel free to comment, as well. If you can’t think of anything to write, you could always write “Wow, I can’t believe somebody fed a Geo Metro to a snowblower!” This particularly snowblower is supposedly nearly forty years old. I’d say it’s held up well, possibly because, unlike the Geo Metro, there was no Suzuki involvement in its construction.
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This reminds me (on a much smaller scale) of the Blendtec videos, “Will it Blend?”. Where the Blendtec company fed all sorts of things into their blenders to show off their toughness. Broom sticks, golf balls, cell phones, you name it. Sometimes, it fun to see things destroyed for no good reason other than the chance to see something crunched, smashed or pureed.
Remember kids, don’t try this at home!
Haha we have a blendtec and I’ve asked the wife on numerous occasions to replicate some of the videos .. for some reason i always get the same stare :|
According to the advertising, my toilet is supposed to be able to handle 22 golf balls in a single flush. Fortunately, I don’t own 22 golf balls.
I know what you’re doing this weekend.
Finally someone has come up with a good use for golf balls.
Oh, that’ll buff right out.
A little PDR and it’ll be fine.
Award that thing a black belt in f**king s**t up.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
FATALITY
FINISH HIM.
Friendship…?
Wow, I can’t believe somebody fed a Geo Metro to a snowblower!
+1!
OM NOM NOM NOM
I think I know the results if a drift covers a Metro.
I’m guessing the drivetrain was yanked out first?
And there was NO gas in it
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Looks like it was just the shell of the car.
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Snowcrete: “Shear pins? We don’t need no stinking sheer pins!
I think that this wee car put up a brave fight.
Why should a machine designed to shift snow be good at metal crunching?
I have broken my snowblower twice by ingesting a newspaper hidden under the snow. Luckily it just broke the V-belt both times. But it would have been cooler if it had just turned it into confetti.
Funny the ad says “imagine what new one can do”…that might not be so true. I have a mid 70s MTD Snowflite that is built like a brick sh!thouse. Today’s machines are no match, what with the lightweight sheetmetal, and intake augers only half the size of the housing height..Todays machines are Malaise Era equipment. Especially Sears equipment. So cheaply made.
Help with my bad day!!!??? That was my Metro!
LOL
This is why they announce parking bans when there’s snow…
My grandma had a Metro. Lousiest. Car. Evah.
Loudest car, too. Must have been putting out 90 decibels of noise just doing 25-30 mph.
Wow, it’s about time somebody fed a Geo Metro to a snowblower!
Those were sold In Australia as a HOLDEN Barina.Anothr reason why GMH died. I could imagine a disgruntled ex spouse backing up to their ex’s new Kia,huynudai ,chery (insert name of other small crap car here) and munching it while she is inside getting munched by the new ‘partner’…..not that I advocate retaliatory measures in divorce cases.
If you really want to trash a car you need the right tool for the job.
These guys are right down the road from me and their videos include 3 cars and a torpedo http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/
Don’t try feeding a Leaf to a Leafblower.
Wait a minute. I love my Swift. Yes it’s loud and tinny, but it’s a lot of fun to drive, and it doesn’t break.
Best possible fate for a Geo Metro!
You know why you actually need a blower that can handle that, right? If you take a contract to move snow in Montreal without going through the right “channels” you will sooner or later run into a pile of cinder blocks and rebar.
It just occurred to me (about 2 minutes and 44 seconds ago) that I’ve always wanted to see a Geo get run through a snowblower.
oddly disturbing. Was directed by Mel Gibson?
That was only part of a Geo Metro. It was missing the engine, transmission, axles, windows, fuel and fluids. I doubt even the front disc brakes were on it.
More like part of a Geo Metro. Entertaining, but not all that impressive.