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Oh good, I was worried Mercedes was getting left behind in the race to be completely ridiculous.
Not “blingy” enough. I’d demand chrome spinners.
I wonder how long its going to take car marketers to realize that Mr. Ostentation has been foreclosed upon?
No, no, no…..not double dubs….24s!!!!
I thought the term was “twankie dueces”. Of course, I’m terminally unhip.
(cue Weird Al’s “White And Nerdy”)
Good God are those rubber bands around the rims. That Benz is going to have one harsh ride, it looks like a 1/4″ side wall from the shot.
I really like the gratuitous, unnecessary fender vents, just like the Ford Focus :-)
What’s next? Solid tires like a fork lift?
I though it was “duece dubs?” Are you guys really that removed from CA?
Closer to a “donk’ if you ask me.
Suckers lining up already..
Pimps and coke dealers…
Where’s the gold package and the vinyl roof covering? What about curb feelers? Is the trunk filled with 15″ subs and amps? (No mid-range speakers or tweeters are allowed – only subs – bass is everything)
Sorry about the double dub thing. God knows what part of my subconscious delivered that one to my muse.
Text amended.
There is a curb out there waiting for those wheels.
Judging from the ridiculously low-profile tires, it wouldn’t take much of a curb to mess those up.
Presumably Lorinser has never had the pleasure of navigating Toronto’s roads.
Our streets suck. To wit, this spring I actually say an Accord’s left front wheel fall into a pothole so deep that it came to rest with its right rear wheel so far in the air they couldn’t get enough traction to back out.
How much are those deuce-deuces worth?
I say jack it up, put 33′ rims on it (if they don’t exist today, they will soon enough), chrome the whole car (except the lights and windows of course) and put a 10 foot high sign on the roof that says “Look at me, I have too much money and no taste”.
“…and put a 10 foot high sign on the roof that says “Look at me, I have too much money and no taste”.”
Why on earth for? When there’s such a thing as a Hummer H2?
Presumably Lorinser has never had the pleasure of navigating Toronto’s roads
Have you seen how many rubber-band-shod S-Classes there are in that city? Around Caribana?
I remember seeing Puffy/Puff/Pee/Daddy/Diddy’s entourage driving down Adelaide in vehicles I assumed were running on rims. Escorted by no less the four of Toronto’s Finest, I might add.
“Deuce-Deuce” actually refers to a .22 caliber pistol. 22 inch rims would be called “Dub-twos” (20+2).
Engineers should get a slap with a cold fish after receiving a medal for figuring out how to make a car ride decently with wheels that big.
“Deuce-Deuce” actually refers to a .22 caliber pistol. 22 inch rims would be called “Dub-twos” (20+2).
That’s what I was thinking, but my ghetto credentials are pretty weak, so I wasn’t sure…