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“Hey Mork, I’m here to pick you up. Nanu, nanu your ass over here.”
Here, I’ll move so you can get a clean headshot. Please make it painless…
Within seconds of entering the press conference, Carlos knew that the new price-leader Altima would not be well-received.
“Skechers enters car business”
I’m happy to be a Delta.
“okay, very funny, now could the comedian with the key fob let me out”
“Can I ride the pony now?”
“This is Carlos. He spends too much time in France and Japan.”
“I said open the door, Hal!”
Don’t forget to add the fabric softener before the rinse cycle!
“Didn’t somebody bring the flux capacitor?”
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’…”
“Take the pictures quickly, it could pop any second”
dean :
September 15th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
“Hey Mork, I’m here to pick you up. Nanu, nanu your ass over here.”
ROF LMAO, five stars!!!!!
“I’d like two #3 Value Meals, one poutine, and 29 pounds of air in each tire, please.”
This is my new cubicle?
Maybe I shouldn’t have pinched that cute secretary in the ass…
“What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?”
….
998: “I will never again criticize Hummer.”
999: “I will never again criticize Hummer.”
1000: “I will never again criticize Hummer.”
“Now let me out of here, PLEASE?!”
We finally managed to out geek a Segway.
2011 Obama Volt
On time and on budget.
“Hi. I’m Ghosn Crazy.”
“I like Renault because the drugs they put in the tap water are AMAZING!”
“Carlos, how many times do we have to tell you… the gay pride parade was YESTERDAY.”
You must be this tall to take this ride.
Carlos auditions for “Mr. Bean in Space”.
“Hey…if you’re in a hurry, you’re in the wrong century, Pal!”
Anyone got 4 quarters? I wanna play this one!
Didn’t they race those in TRON?
Carlos never saw the 15-story golf club that killed him
vt8919 : Carlos auditions for “Mr. Bean in Space”.
Good one!
Having no witty quote of my own to add, I pick akitadog’s caption as my personal favorite :)
Take your pick
“Ghosn eventually regretted saying “hybrids make no sense”.
“Maybe accountants reining in engineers isn’t such a bad thing…?”
“That’s the last time I rescue Renault….”
“After being spurned by General Motors, Renault create their own ‘Pontiac Aztek’.”
or, my favourite
“I’m Carlos Ghosn, CEO of Renault. Before I started this job, I had some doubts……”
“So if I have one more bite of carrots, you’ll let me out?”
Introducing the Macintosh G15, The computer you sit in, not behind.
“Renault launches new Epcot”
“Star Wars VII: Revenge of the Lith”
“Look what I found in my Frosted Flakes box this morning!”
Carlos somehow locks himself into the latest Renault/Little-Tikes joint venture.
“Correction: Low tire pressure can save you gas”
“Shit I flatspotted the tires. This thing needs ABS.”
or
“Who’s that guy talking to my wife?”
“Hmm, I wonder if I can make these hubcaps spin when parked.”
“Ha! I told you no one would notice that all we have on the four corners are some fans we picked up at Home Depot.”
or
“Not only that, but the passenger compartment detaches and turns into a mini-sub!”
“Spock, I don’t know how much longer McCoy can hold out in the agony booth.”
“Your limousine is here, Mr. Briatore.”
Newsalert: Alien species discovered containing human-like embryo
“They don’t pay me enough for this s***.”
Hey good looking, be back later!