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Nope. Not a bear. Although I bet this 400 lbs. bear would have liked the opportunity to take out a few cars from a chopper before Tim Lorey’s marksmanship made him take The Big Sleep (and I don’t mean hibernation). Write your answer below. THEN click here for the (an?) answer.
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And for really tough cars you may need one of these.1658 pounders. http://cbs5.com/local/pumpkin.weigh.off.2.1242812.html
I immediately thought of the Top Gear piano.
Either three Sarah Palins, or Jeremy Clarkson’s Corvette-eating gatling gun.
–chuck
How about one average-sized Texan?
Hellfire missile.
Ben “helicopter” Bernanke’s policies,to some extent, led to C4C.
How about a trooper with a radar gun?
@enderw88: You’d need four AGM-114 Hellfire missiles to reach the 400-pound mark.
Lutz and Whitacre in the back seat
Al Roker?
An entire volley of Zuni rockets?
Rush Limbaugh’s ass?
Chimpy McFlightsuit and his brain.
A 400 pound bag of manure?
Yeah, but it never really happened. It was made-up episode of “WKRP in Cincinnati.” No actual cars or any actual turkeys (or anything else) were actually harmed in the filming of that episode.
A grinning idiot with a gun and a dead animal.
Drop a 400lbs pumpkin on him instead.
Hmmmm, Susan Docherty’s leather outfits, Mark LaNeve’s hair plugs and Bob Lutz’s ego!